with the above mentioned sentence, I rest my case. I am at the brink of losing it because of my disengagement with the internet. I am lost without max and I am so sad. On the other hand, I got this useless phone back. So, you know what to do. K bye.
I NEED A RICH BOYFRIEND NOW. A.S.A.P. YES I’M MATERIALISTIC AND I AM AFTER YOUR MONEY. I JUST NEED YOU FOR NOW BECAUSE I’M BROKE. ONCE YOU GET ME OUT OF MY FINANCIAL SITUATION, WE CAN GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS. I HAVE WAYS AND MEANS OF PAYING YOU BACK, AND IT’S DEFINITELY NOT IN CASH. IF I HAD CASH, I WOULND’T NEED YOU.
WHY BE WITH ME? I’M HONEST ABOUT WANTING YOUR MONEY. I DON’T GO AROUND SUCKING YOU BALLS AND HOPE YOU BUY ME A CHANEL BAG. I JUST NEED A NEW MAC CHARGER. THANKS. IF YOU AGREE, CALL ME. OH WAIT, I NEED A NEW PHONE. SO WRITE ME A FUCKING POSTCARD. THANKS.